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[byfrost]

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SO LEAVE SOME MESSAGES, I GUESS.


concrit, questions, comments, concerns.
have at thee!

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↠ text fuck your voicemail

[odinsons]

brother
please stop leaving felines in my room
one tried to mate with the furs again

↠ text I HATE YOU A LITTLE JFC

[byfrost]

I believe a wise man was once frequently quoted as doing exactly what it was that he so pleased.

And for all of our sake, if you could learn just an iota of grammatical structure.

↠ text 1/idk a couple probs... HATE SUSTAINS ME i eat it for breakfast

[odinsons]

if that is how you wish to be...

[odinsons]

i am certain that same "wise man" was also quoted to have had a mind like a bag of cats

[odinsons]

i would appreciate if they were kept under better control and out of my chambers

[odinsons]

if you require a leash for them i hear on midgard they have stores that have items in surplus

[byfrost]

Thor.

[odinsons]

however they do not sell horses or any animals big enough to ride
i realize that is a bit off topic but is pertinent information regardless

[byfrost]

Thor, no.

[odinsons]

my grammatical structure is just fine
the point comes across well enough
yOU understood me

[byfrost]

it

↠ text DONE 8)

[odinsons]

i do what i want loki

1/FUCK THE POLICE

[byfrost]

stop

[byfrost]

You have now prattled on about cats and enough other Midgardian nonsensical oddities that I'm fairly certain that our language weeps for its losses, as, if it were to look here today, it would see that there are so many.

[byfrost]

As for the final of your statements, that much is painfully obvious and always has been. Irony hardly suits you.

okay go

[byfrost]

Irregardless, their stores don't sell anything of the sort because they're stupid.

They're stupid, Thor.

i'll let you know when i'm done

[odinsons]

these devices are meant to exchange quick points of contact
not to be proper prose

[odinsons]

the buttons are too small
tony has yet to fix mine
i am grateful he has at least given aid in correcting the spelling

[odinsons]

all of that aside i had not intended to be ironic
merely close the full circle as you were the one who brought that sort of statement up first

[odinsons]

and continuing to put things aside
i have grown a bit fond of this black cat
did you know they have clothes for pets?

oh oops. done!

[odinsons]

and brother
please
if you think they are stupid
why did you attempt to rule midgard to begin with

i cant fucknig dnsdhfdseslkdjg;

[byfrost]

why




are you doing this to me

DON'T BE UPSET LOKI GOSH

[odinsons]

doing what?
talking to you?

I'M A FUCKIN GOD, I'LL PEE ON UPSET IF I WANT

[byfrost]

And what part of you is it that assumes I would be so enchanted by pups in idiotic sweaters with your visage? Merchandising now?





[ he just mad he didn't think of it first ]

wow put on a diaper you sicko

[odinsons]

not enchanted but i thought it was a but humorous and wanted to share
what is wrong with that?

you can't tell me what to do

[byfrost]

The mere fact that you feel obliged to even ask such a question reveals too much about you, brother.

you're not my real dad

[byfrost]

Also that pup is ugly as sin.

It resembles a boar more than a dog at all.

you killed your real dad.......................

[odinsons]

i am afraid i am in agreement with you brother
these animals on midgard are tiny and not all that pleasing to look at
plus these felines... rub all over you and expect you to scratch their bottoms
i do not understand

and now nobody can tell me what to do DO YOU SEE

[byfrost]

I don't see why you're so confounded. They sound no different than the usual wanton shrews you frequent back hom

[ WAIT SHIT BACKSPACE NO FUCK ENTER KEYS ]

Wherever, really, when it comes to it.

you have mad issues, son

[odinsons]

brother
is there any particular reason you were keeping up with my sexual congress?

how many times do we have to go over how legitimately apeshit i have gone, jfc thor

[byfrost]

When you participate in your sexual congress all over Asgard, and a handful of other realms by my reckoning, the tales of your sexual congress meet a great many ears besides your own two.

[byfrost]

Of course, that all being said, I may actually vomit.